Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Red Exerciser




THIS IS STILL GETTING PRODUCED AND PEOPLE ARE STILL BUYING IT!

I will kick you in the face (and get a delightful butt and ab workout) if you buy this! It's a chair. A CHAIR!! I bet the same people buy this who continue to purchase those electrocution belts. Hell. I'm posting a picture of that too.



Damn people! There are so many versions of this belt! Ab Belt, Ab Tec, Sport Elec Ab, Shape-N-Tone, Abgymic, Quad Ab belt, Slendertone (which was recalled for setting people's stomachs on fire!), Waste Trimmer, Dezac Rio, Contour Abs, Absonic, OH DEAR LORD IT KEEPS GOING! There are probably a hundred or so incarnations of this stupid piece of garbage.

If your abs are so upsetting that you need to electrocute yourself to deal with the shame...dont' buy these products. Shrink your head instead of your gut.

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