Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Nose Gel Dispenser
This is great! I haven't washed myself in boogers since I was little. Meeemoriessss...like the corners of my nose...sticky snotty covered memmooriess...of the way we bathed.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Red Exerciser
THIS IS STILL GETTING PRODUCED AND PEOPLE ARE STILL BUYING IT!
I will kick you in the face (and get a delightful butt and ab workout) if you buy this! It's a chair. A CHAIR!! I bet the same people buy this who continue to purchase those electrocution belts. Hell. I'm posting a picture of that too.
Damn people! There are so many versions of this belt! Ab Belt, Ab Tec, Sport Elec Ab, Shape-N-Tone, Abgymic, Quad Ab belt, Slendertone (which was recalled for setting people's stomachs on fire!), Waste Trimmer, Dezac Rio, Contour Abs, Absonic, OH DEAR LORD IT KEEPS GOING! There are probably a hundred or so incarnations of this stupid piece of garbage.
If your abs are so upsetting that you need to electrocute yourself to deal with the shame...dont' buy these products. Shrink your head instead of your gut.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Unko-san aka Mr. Feces
Kush Support
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Boob pillow. HAHAHAHAHAHAH ah HAHAHAHAHAHA ha ha ahhhh
Okay, okay. I'm calm. How ever did women sleep in the past with their boobs touching?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay,okay. I'm good.
There's a website! AHAHAHAHAHA
Monday, June 7, 2010
Fire Footbag
Friday, June 4, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Virtual Finger Game
Wood Cross Table
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
emWave Stress Reliever
For only $200, you too can own this magical button that releases snake oil into your soul.
I read the entire product description and have no idea what this thing does. People are so gullible it makes me angry. Sooo angry. I need my emWave coherence to go from red to green so I can connect to my energy center.....
Metal Detector Sandals
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Hot Dog Toaster
Bathroom Scale
Why does anyone need to know how much their bathroom weighs? Wocka wocka. But seriously. If you really think about it, does this do a better job than your mirror? Or your winter wardrobe that's two sizes bigger than your summer wardrobe? Do you need to know your weight down to the ounces? No. Just pay attention to your parts that bounce. es. I couldn't resist that rhyme.
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