Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Squirrel Underpants
Those of you who know me, know I hate squirrels. They are like tiny vicious bears that steal your bagel when all you wanted to do was enjoy that bagel in the park while reading the paper when they rip it out of your hand and threaten to scratch your eyes out with their tiny bear claws.
So why should we give them underwear? Let the world see how inappropriate they are without our interference of clothing and decency!!
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wine Sweater
Instant Coffee Brewer
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Fabriche American Muscial Santa
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Nose Gel Dispenser
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Red Exerciser
THIS IS STILL GETTING PRODUCED AND PEOPLE ARE STILL BUYING IT!
I will kick you in the face (and get a delightful butt and ab workout) if you buy this! It's a chair. A CHAIR!! I bet the same people buy this who continue to purchase those electrocution belts. Hell. I'm posting a picture of that too.
Damn people! There are so many versions of this belt! Ab Belt, Ab Tec, Sport Elec Ab, Shape-N-Tone, Abgymic, Quad Ab belt, Slendertone (which was recalled for setting people's stomachs on fire!), Waste Trimmer, Dezac Rio, Contour Abs, Absonic, OH DEAR LORD IT KEEPS GOING! There are probably a hundred or so incarnations of this stupid piece of garbage.
If your abs are so upsetting that you need to electrocute yourself to deal with the shame...dont' buy these products. Shrink your head instead of your gut.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Unko-san aka Mr. Feces
Kush Support
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Boob pillow. HAHAHAHAHAHAH ah HAHAHAHAHAHA ha ha ahhhh
Okay, okay. I'm calm. How ever did women sleep in the past with their boobs touching?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay,okay. I'm good.
There's a website! AHAHAHAHAHA
Monday, June 7, 2010
Fire Footbag
Friday, June 4, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Virtual Finger Game
Wood Cross Table
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
emWave Stress Reliever
For only $200, you too can own this magical button that releases snake oil into your soul.
I read the entire product description and have no idea what this thing does. People are so gullible it makes me angry. Sooo angry. I need my emWave coherence to go from red to green so I can connect to my energy center.....
Metal Detector Sandals
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Hot Dog Toaster
Bathroom Scale
Why does anyone need to know how much their bathroom weighs? Wocka wocka. But seriously. If you really think about it, does this do a better job than your mirror? Or your winter wardrobe that's two sizes bigger than your summer wardrobe? Do you need to know your weight down to the ounces? No. Just pay attention to your parts that bounce. es. I couldn't resist that rhyme.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Garden Yeti
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Teeth Grillz
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
24K Gold Epilator
Monday, April 26, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Chicken Bread
KFC has managed to convince gullible Americans that they have "replaced" the bread in their sandwich with chicken. When really all they've done is remove the bread from your sandwich. If someone handed you 2 slices of ham with some cheese in between would you think, "Oh! A hambread sandwich!" No! You'd say, "Where's my damn bread?" You're paying MORE for LESS. I guess that is pretty American.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Giant Swiss Army Knife
Monkey Painting
Thanks for the heads up Ces. I know it's on sale for 50% off, but please don't buy me the 4 foot by 6 foot of this for the low low price of $695!
Dog Snuggie
Submitted to me by Karen Yacobucci, "Everytime I see the snuggy I think to myself...this is one minute of my life ending at a time. It's unholy."
The dog snuggie is for the lazy dog who can't decide between a dog blanket or dog bathrobe. The jury is still out on whether the dog snuggie is acceptable dog attire for shopping at Wal-Mart.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Time Out Doll
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
Mantle Scarf
My mantle is not cold. It does not need a scarf. While you are not buying me this, please don't buy me anything else from the store Lacy Touches.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Desk Fountain
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