Hot Dog Toaster

You know what does the same thing in the same amount of time? A frying pan.

This is as useful as an electric quesadilla maker. Or a panini machine. Or *gasp* a foreman grill.

Bathroom Scale

Why does anyone need to know how much their bathroom weighs? Wocka wocka. But seriously. If you really think about it, does this do a better job than your mirror? Or your winter wardrobe that's two sizes bigger than your summer wardrobe? Do you need to know your weight down to the ounces? No. Just pay attention to your parts that bounce. es. I couldn't resist that rhyme.

Fanny Bank

I guess this is for when you run out of room for quarters in your own butt.

You Can Shave The Baby

WTF Japan. WTF.

White Castle Slider Scented Candle

Mmmm. Buy this to truly make your house smell like a home. less. shelter. bathroom.

Garden Yeti

This will scare away the REAL yeti!! I was THIS close to getting him to trust me and now he thinks there's another yeti moving in on his turf. If you buy me this, my yeti (Steven) will surely move to my neighbor's. I barely had a chance keeping him as it is now that my neighbor got a pool.

Nose Ring

Submitted by Junenoire. I'm getting her this for her birthday.