Fanny Bank

I guess this is for when you run out of room for quarters in your own butt.

You Can Shave The Baby

WTF Japan. WTF.

White Castle Slider Scented Candle

Mmmm. Buy this to truly make your house smell like a home. less. shelter. bathroom.

Garden Yeti

This will scare away the REAL yeti!! I was THIS close to getting him to trust me and now he thinks there's another yeti moving in on his turf. If you buy me this, my yeti (Steven) will surely move to my neighbor's. I barely had a chance keeping him as it is now that my neighbor got a pool.

Nose Ring

Submitted by Junenoire. I'm getting her this for her birthday.