7-11 Big Gulp Guitar

Now I have to decide if I should repurpose some of my dorito storage space to find room for my new rockin' mountain dew container!!

Chia Obama

No you can't.

Robot Face Magnet

I'd probably lose a lot of weight if this was on my fridge. Thanks to Thea for the submission.

Squirrel Underpants

Those of you who know me, know I hate squirrels. They are like tiny vicious bears that steal your bagel when all you wanted to do was enjoy that bagel in the park while reading the paper when they rip it out of your hand and threaten to scratch your eyes out with their tiny bear claws.

So why should we give them underwear? Let the world see how inappropriate they are without our interference of clothing and decency!!

Wine Sweater

I almost started crying when I saw this at Pier One. I've been looking for sweaters for my wine bottles for years!!! They get so cold sometimes and I worry about them.

Instant Coffee Brewer

Starbucks is selling a $70 machine that brews their instant coffee. Nice! Or you could buy a microwave.

Fabriche American Muscial Santa

In honor of Independence Day and Christmas, don't buy me this. Birth of Christ + Birth of a Nation = don't buy me this. Oooh wait! Unless patriotic Santa is giving me an Indian!